Breakation.

夏休みはほとんどに終わった。 Summer vacation is almost over.  I really hope I can keep this job.  I do enjoy having an old-timey summer vacation.  In fact, this is the longest continuous vacation I've had in over five goddamn years.  It's definitely the most time off I've had while employed.  I had a few things I thought I was going to do.  However, they were all cancelled on account of Xbox and other fartknockery.  Among other things, I forgot what a penchant I have for sloth.  (The word penchant in the foregoing sentence should be pronounced in the French manner to salvage a little dignity.)

I did go back to my hometown for a bit.  Since returning from the New World, however, I've been spending a great deal of time holding the couch down.  This reasonably-priced IKEA fucker ain't gettin' away on my watch.  間違いないよ。  I've been getting up occasionally to make coffee... sometimes before noon, even.  Managed to finish some of my backlog on games.  Bought Alan Wake and blew through it in two days.  Also finished Halo Reach and Halo 4.  The latter was better than expected, by the way.  Other than that, mostly been pondering my navel and growing mushrooms on my ass.  I'm actually looking forward to going back to work.

So, I guess I've had enough break, because I'm broken.

「このレモコンにシャワーのボタンがあるかい。」Is there a shower button on this remote?